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Oh, dear.

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Isn't Daddy home yet?

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No. He said he might be a bit late.

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Business. At 11 .30 at night?

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He should have been home an hour ago.

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Why an hour ago?

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Well, the pub's all shut at half past
ten.

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He's working.

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Working? He went to a meeting.

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Who with?

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Well... Go on, Mummy. Who with?

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His new secretary.

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What do you mean, aha?

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I trust your father. He wouldn't look at
another woman.

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Besides, she's probably not even his
type.

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Mummy, all Mike said was, aha.

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Well, he's probably been delayed because
the meeting went on late.

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Well, you go to sleep and we'll wait out
for him. He'll be back any minute now.

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Tired out, full of apologies for being
late.

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What now, my love?

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up for him or worried about him or
anything, so go to bed.

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Listen, he sounds as if he's out of you.

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Go to bed.

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Here

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we

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go, Cedric.

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You shouldn't have wiped it up for me,
though.

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couple of birds waiting for me.

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Oh, blimey, Cedric, it is late, isn't
it?

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Show that or I'll clue your beak up.

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and started it yet.

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You have been drinking. No, no, no.

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Just a little one. Two fingers.

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I thought you'd be a bit late.

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So, I didn't wake up. I came straight to
bed. Good. You want some?

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No, thank you. Very nice with chocolate.

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Hold it there.

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Well, you know how to make these drag on
and on and on.

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No, I wasn't worried about you at all.

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Good.

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a lot of these evening meetings now?

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Oh, lots and lots, yes.

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Even if you are only the temporary
assistant deputy manager?

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Yes, well, if I do well, I could become
the permanent temporary assistant...

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temporary undersecretary. That's a good
job, isn't it, undersecretary?

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No, I wasn't worried about you or
anything.

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Good. Mike and Sally said so, too. They
weren't worried either.

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Oh, that's nice, isn't it? I mean, you
being out late on business.

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Didn't bother us at all. Oh, that's
silly, isn't it?

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Oh, now, my love.

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Well.

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What's your new secretary like?

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Fantastical.

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Fantastical? Yes.

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She has every quality you could want in
a secretary.

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What qualities?

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She's a nymphomaniac and she lives over
an awful lot.

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If I can hold it still a minute, I'll
not be... There, yeah.

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I like that.

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Is he all right?

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Or the meeting was late?

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A likely story.

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No.

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He's just tired.

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Will you be okay, Mummy? Of course he'll
be okay.

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Yes, dear.

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They were only worried about you.

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I thought you said they were in bed.

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I mean, here I come just a couple of
minutes late and everybody behaves like

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and the Dick Green.

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Are you sure you've only had one drink?
Yes, I'm sure I have.

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You've still got your hat on.

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Where's Dad?

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He's going to be late for work.

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We were awake half the night.

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Why? He was itching.

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Itching? That's what he said.

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Hangovers don't itch.

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No, it wasn't just a hangover. He's come
out in spots, like a rash.

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Oh, that is unusual.

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A spotty hangover.

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He won't let me call the doctor.

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He says he's got an important fire to
meet today.

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Has he got a temperature or any other
symptoms?

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No, just spot.

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Well, it can't be...

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Chicken pox or measles?

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He's already had those.

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Perhaps he's getting them again in
second childhood.

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That's enough.

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Now, when he comes down, don't mention
Spock. You know how he worries about

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these things.

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All right, Mummy.

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Just ignore it. Pretend it hasn't
happened.

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Yes, thank you.

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Good God! Good morning, Daddy.

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What's the matter?

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I'm not staring, Daddy.

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It's just that my eyes are a bit stiff
this morning.

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He doesn't look any different to me.

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Here's your coffee, darling.

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Thank you.

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I'm making you nice bacon and some
sausage.

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Because you know how you like sausage
with your spots.

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It's nothing, Sid.

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Mike, Sally, tell him it's nothing.

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Oh, it's nothing, Daddy.

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notice it. Don't try and kid me. Look at
it. Blimey, I can't go to work like

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this. Oh, God.

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We could try covering it up with make
-up.

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I am not going to work wearing make -up.

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Oh, no. They'd think it was peculiar.

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I said I was peculiar.

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That looked like an attitude rash to me.
A friend of mine had it. It means

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you're allergic to something.

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What could he possibly be allergic to?

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Him. Thank you.

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You'll suddenly be allergic to Mike.

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Who's saying about suddenly?

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It's more likely you're allergic to some
sort of food.

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Come and have your breakfast. Forget it,
forget it. I'm probably allergic to

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pork sausages.

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Nobody's allergic to pork sausages. Oh,
yes, they are.

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Who? The pigs.

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Oh, don't be silly. You're probably
allergic to something odd, like

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Horsehair?

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I don't suppose you've noticed, but we
don't get too many horses galloping

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through here.

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Sid, you've got to go to work, and it
doesn't look bad. You can call in at the

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doctor on your way home. I can't go to
the doctor. I've got to go to Birmingham

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today.

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Birmingham? That's right.

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You didn't tell me. You didn't ask.

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That's a long way to go in one day.

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I'm not going in one day. I'm coming
back on Friday.

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Friday? That's right. You've never done
that before.

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Who are you going with?

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I'm trying to make a statement.

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Who?

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My secretary.

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Don't keep saying that.

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Mrs Crawford happens to be very
experienced and very essential to me.

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Experienced? Yes.

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Missy? Yes, Mummy. Like in married.

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Actually, she's divorced.

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Divorced, eh?

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Oh, she can't be very attractive, Mummy.
Not if she's divorced.

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Just the two of you?

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That's right, yes.

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What's the matter?

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What is it?

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What is it? Your rash is getting worse.

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Oh, no.

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Oh,

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Sid. They're spreading.

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They're terrible.

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Oh, Sid. Sally, go and phone the doctor
and ask him to call round. And then ring

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your father's office and tell him he's
very bad and he won't be in.

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Mike, go and put on the electric
blanket. Your father feels much worse.

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We must get him to bed. I'm not going to
bed. I've got to go to Birmingham. And

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I'll be coming back on Friday.

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Oh, Sid, the way you look, I should
think you'll be in bed till...

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Till Friday?

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Yes, dear.

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Friday. Oh, son.

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I don't know, Sid.

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I think they quite suit you.

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Look at the blooming thing.

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I think it's clearing up. I can barely
see it now.

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Well, I can.

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I reckon they're spreading.

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If they meet behind your head, your ears
will drop off.

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Oh, you're so funny, aren't you?

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So, what did the doctor say this
morning?

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Well, he sat there, he tried every test
in the world, including Cedric, and he

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sat there for two solid hours, looked at
me and said, I don't know, what do you

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think?

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Well, if it gets any worse, you'll look
like a Dalmatian, I tell you.

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Did you want something, or did you just
come here to amuse yourself?

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Daddy, I've got some news. Yes?

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Well, I've been talking to a friend of
mine who's a nurse. Yes? And she said

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that these strange... Rashes with no
known physical cause can be

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What do you mean, it's all in the mind?

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That's it.

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It's all in the mind.

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There's nothing wrong with me at all. My
face is as clear as a baby's bottle.

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It's just that I've got a very spotty
mind.

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She could be right, you know, Sid.

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I mean, there was this uncle of mine.
Cool, did he worry?

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Yeah. He woke up one Monday morning with
this horrible rash.

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Yeah. I reckon it was the worry that
caused it. Go on.

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What exactly was he worried about?

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Well, they never found out.

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He died on a Tuesday.

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So you like to see.

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Hello, is your father in? Daddy, it's
the doctor again. Ah.

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Hello, doctor. Hello, I'm sorry to barge
in, but I was passing.

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I've had an idea.

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About Mr. Abbott's condition, I mean.
Well, sit down, sit down. Ah, thank you.

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Yes, you see, as we've been unable to
establish any physical cause as yet...

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theory is that your rash could be of a
mental origin.

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Who's mental?

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Oh, just listen to him say it. You see,
Miss Rabbit, I'm not a trained

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psychiatrist, but, well, it's always
been a very keen interest of mine.

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I'd like you to come down to the surgery
with me, and, well, if it is something

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mental, we can, you know... He said it
again.

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Daddy, he won't try to help.

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He's the doctor. He knows best. Come
along, Miss Rabbit. I've got half an

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to spare. All right, all right.

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What do you mean go? He's taking me.

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That's it then, Dad.

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First of all, the unidentified spots.

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Then the psychiatric couch.

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And next, the straitjacket. Oh, no.

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Don't worry about me. When the two
fellas arrive in a white coat, tell them

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gave myself up. Come along.

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Do you mind, while you're pottering
about, if I nip out over to the boozer

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have a quick... Just a moment.

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I went without my supper to come here.
Is this absolutely necessary?

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Well, I'm not sure, but we might as well
try everything.

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Now, Mr Abbott, I want you to relax
completely.

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Just let yourself go.

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Right. That's right. Now, enter your
mind. Yes, sir. Just switch off

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Right. That's right. Now, breathe
evenly.

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Deeply.

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Relax.

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Now, I want you to take your time, and I
want you to say anything that comes

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into your mind, whatever it may be.

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Right, you can start now, Mr. Abbott.

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Mr. Abbott.

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Mr. Abbott.

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Mr.

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Abbott. Oh!

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All right, what is it?

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Spot's gone? No, no, we haven't started
yet. You fell asleep.

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Look, let's get right back to the
beginning, shall we? Yes, go on. How far

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can you remember?

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Well, to tell you the truth, I've got a
shocking memory.

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Well, go on, go on.

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Let's see.

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Last Tuesday.

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What happened last Tuesday?

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I've forgotten.

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Well, I really meant incidents from your
childhood, Mr Abbott. Oh!

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Yes, well, we had this girl next door,
Veronica.

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Oh, yes.

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Blue eyes, lovely figure, gorgeous girl.

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How old would you be at that time?

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Eighteen months.

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Let's be serious, Mr Abbott.

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Were there any particular incidents from
your childhood that stick in your mind?

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Anything you found difficult?

253
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Yes. When I was twelve. Yes?

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I tried to give up smoking.

255
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:57,060
You seem to have been amazingly
overdeveloped for your age. So was

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First time I found out that jelly wasn't
the only thing that wobbled.

257
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Oh, funny, yes.

258
00:15:04,451 --> 00:15:08,499
Really, Mr Abbott, these silly answers
aren't getting us anywhere, you know.

259
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:11,459
Well, you ask me silly questions, mate,
you get silly answers.

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You just try to cooperate.

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Yes, of course.

262
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Now, look, cast your mind back to when
you were a teenager.

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We didn't have teenagers in those days.

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If you didn't bring home your weekly
wage packet, you were still a bloody

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nuisance.

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Didn't you have any odd experiences as a
young man?

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Yeah. To tell you the truth, if you gave
Veronica half a portion of fish and

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chips, took her around the back of the
gasworks, if you played the cards

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right... Yes, sir, but look, I'm... I'm
trying to find the cause of your

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complaint. Will you please confine
yourself to answering my question? Yes,

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course.

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I think we'd better try a different
tack.

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Good idea.

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Ah, here's something good. Now, look.

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I'll throw you a word, and you reply
with the first word that comes into your

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mind. Right.

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Now, then.

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Worry. Sand.

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Fear? Sand.

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Sports? Sand.

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Just a moment, I'm beginning to see a
connection.

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Didn't your unit serve in the desert
campaign during the war, the Battle of

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Alamein? That's right, yes.

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Well, go on, go on.

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I don't like to talk about it. Ah, yes,
I understand.

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The heat, the sand, the thunder of the
artillery, the shells screaming

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the rattle of the machine guns.

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Must have been a terrifying experience.

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Where exactly were you at the time?

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On leave in Putney.

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Putney?

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There's no sand in Putney. Oh, yes,
there is, mate.

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The golf club.

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Just around behind the clubhouse is a
beautiful bunker there, lovely soft

295
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:51,399
But where did the worry and the spots
come in? I was worried that her father

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would spot us.

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Absolutely no pointing going on with
this nonsense.

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Oh, just a moment.

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Hello?

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Ah, Dr. Robinson.

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Yes?

302
00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:03,310
Ah, I've got Mr. Abbott here now, yes.

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You have?

304
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Oh, good.

305
00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:09,109
Yes, I've got that hair fix, yes.

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And cherry glow.

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00:17:11,849 --> 00:17:14,210
Ah, thanks for letting me know. Yes,
cheers.

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00:17:14,211 --> 00:17:18,149
Well, they've come up with the answer.
Have they? Yes, it was an allergy after

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all. Oh. Yes, they've pinned it down to
a couple of cheap cosmetics. A hair fix,

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that's a sort of hairspray, and a
lipstick called cherry glow.

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I expect your wife or daughter uses one
of them.

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Is that it, then?

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Yes, it's as simple as that.

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Perhaps next time you'll think twice
before calling people mental.

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Boy, I've wasted a bloody time.

316
00:17:41,641 --> 00:17:47,689
Have you finished your breakfast,
darling? Yes, thank you, darling.

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You know, I still don't understand it.

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Sally and I don't use those brands of
hairspray and lipstick.

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And your rash has almost cleared up,
Daddy.

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So it can't be anything here.

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00:17:56,490 --> 00:17:59,349
Well, it's got to be. There's no other
woman I come into close contact with.

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00:17:59,350 --> 00:18:02,550
Oh, I forgot. Your secretary phoned to
ask how you were.

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My secretary?

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Your new secretary.

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That's it.

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What's it?

327
00:18:08,090 --> 00:18:09,770
That's it. Mrs. What's it?

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Mrs. Crawford.

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Your allergy started when she did.

330
00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:16,630
Oh, don't be ridiculous.

331
00:18:17,290 --> 00:18:19,760
He's been rubbing his face against Mrs.
Crawford.

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00:18:21,650 --> 00:18:22,710
Have you, Sid?

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Mrs Crawford is 60, she's fat, she's
enormous, and she looks like a green

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bus.

335
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,010
Where are you going?

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To work.

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What time will you be home?

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About six o 'clock.

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Oh, good.

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Next Friday.

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You mean you're still going?

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I've got to go, haven't I?

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00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,490
Oh, yes.

344
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I'm sorry, darling. It's all right.

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I know it's important to your business.

346
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:53,120
Sally, we're being very unfair to your
father.

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00:18:53,121 --> 00:18:56,409
I'm sorry, Daddy. I know you wouldn't do
anything we'd be ashamed of. Thank you

348
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very much.

349
00:18:56,990 --> 00:18:59,280
Just make sure you don't get those spots
back.

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All right.

351
00:19:02,471 --> 00:19:07,289
I'm sure everything will be all right,
Mummy. We don't have to worry about him.

352
00:19:07,290 --> 00:19:08,340
Well, of course not.

353
00:19:08,610 --> 00:19:10,230
She looks like a green -lined bus.

354
00:19:10,231 --> 00:19:13,309
Shall I help you with the washing?

355
00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:15,360
Oh, no, thank you, dear. We'll do it
later.

356
00:19:15,361 --> 00:19:19,129
Oh, I'll start on the bedrooms, then.
No, we'll do those later, when we come

357
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back.

358
00:19:22,860 --> 00:19:27,159
nice day, I thought we might go out and
do a bit of shopping and call in at your

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00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,179
father's office.

360
00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:29,230
What for?

361
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:33,860
Well, we haven't seen his new office or
his new desk. Or his new secretary?

362
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:38,779
Well, I thought we could take his
overnight bag, which would stop him

363
00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:42,600
the way home for it. And quite by
accident, we'll have a look at Mrs.

364
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,130
Yes.

365
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:47,740
God damn it, not you too, Mrs.

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00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,820
Crawford. I'm totally fine.

367
00:19:54,091 --> 00:19:56,709
in the office. Do you remember?

368
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I am. Sorry.

369
00:19:57,950 --> 00:20:00,720
That's all right. As long as you don't
give me a re -spray.

370
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:05,449
Well, I've just been to the doctor. He
says I've got to have a few days off

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00:20:05,450 --> 00:20:06,500
until it clears up.

372
00:20:06,990 --> 00:20:08,490
Thank you. What about this lot?

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00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:13,109
My daughter's just started here as a
tenth, and it's been agreed that she can

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00:20:13,110 --> 00:20:15,890
take over my job as a secretary while
I'm away off sick.

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00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:17,180
You don't mind?

376
00:20:17,190 --> 00:20:18,670
As long as she can handle this.

377
00:20:19,030 --> 00:20:20,080
Oh, yes.

378
00:20:20,210 --> 00:20:23,770
And she's such a nice girl. Her name's
Janice. Janice.

379
00:20:24,510 --> 00:20:26,760
Well, Yes, but I'd better go home. Yes.

380
00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:28,100
I'll send Janet in.

381
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:30,559
Bye -bye, Mr. Abbott. Bye -bye. Wish you
better.

382
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:31,610
Thank you.

383
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:35,170
Come in.

384
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,760
Mr. Abbott.

385
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You're a temp, are you?

386
00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:52,880
Yes. You look pretty feminine to me.

387
00:20:52,881 --> 00:20:57,499
Fix it up so that I could work for you
until she's better.

388
00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:58,279
Oh, I see.

389
00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,360
I made her some coffee.

390
00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:01,260
Oh, that's very nice of you.

391
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:03,750
Sugar?

392
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:05,690
Too much.

393
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,310
She's really quite good at working for
me.

394
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,520
You mean she's tight as well?

395
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:12,970
Fifty words a minute.

396
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:14,170
Is that enough?

397
00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:19,100
Three or four would be enough.

398
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:22,810
Yes, sir.

399
00:21:22,811 --> 00:21:23,879
Yes, sir.

400
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:24,960
I'm coming right away.

401
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:28,470
Excuse me.

402
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:33,860
Why don't you take the weight off your
feet?

403
00:21:41,660 --> 00:21:42,710
Hello.

404
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,040
I'm looking for Mr Albert's office.

405
00:21:49,340 --> 00:21:52,770
This is it. I'm afraid he's just popped
out for a moment. Can I help you?

406
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,530
Secretary? Yes.

407
00:21:55,540 --> 00:21:57,200
Well, sort of.

408
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,340
What kind of sort of?

409
00:22:01,660 --> 00:22:03,200
Is your name Crawford?

410
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,450
Yes, that's right.

411
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:05,530
Do I know you?

412
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,460
You're not a Green Line bus.

413
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:13,870
He means that we've got to hurry to
catch a Green Line bus.

414
00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:16,260
Would you just tell him we left this?

415
00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:17,940
Yes. I'm his daughter.

416
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,160
And I was his wife.

417
00:22:20,820 --> 00:22:23,050
Come along, Sally. I think we've seen
enough.

418
00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:24,640
Yes, I see what you mean.

419
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:33,579
Yes, I'm afraid you'll have to come up
to Birmingham with me, because... How

420
00:22:33,580 --> 00:22:34,239
this get here?

421
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:38,379
Oh, two ladies just left it. One said
she is your daughter, and the other said

422
00:22:38,380 --> 00:22:39,430
she was your wife.

423
00:22:44,940 --> 00:22:47,960
Mummy, will you stand still a minute,
and I can explain.

424
00:22:50,050 --> 00:22:53,330
Look, you don't understand. Now, what
happened was... Oh,

425
00:22:54,050 --> 00:22:57,489
yes, thank you, dear. You know, Mrs
Crawford, the green line bus... Mrs

426
00:22:57,490 --> 00:23:03,650
Crawford... It was not Mrs Crawford, it
was her daughter.

427
00:23:03,990 --> 00:23:08,069
I knew he'd come up with some excuse or
other. Not very original. Mrs Crawford

428
00:23:08,070 --> 00:23:11,649
has got an allergy and she's got to stay
at home. I get it. She got it from your

429
00:23:11,650 --> 00:23:13,610
aftershave. How did you get into it?

430
00:23:13,990 --> 00:23:15,040
Betty told me.

431
00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:16,910
You haven't told Betty.

432
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,970
That's nice, isn't it? That'll be on a
bloody radio, one o 'clock news.

433
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,330
Let's hear it, then.

434
00:23:22,331 --> 00:23:26,939
Look, I haven't got time to stand here
and argue with you. I've got to catch

435
00:23:26,940 --> 00:23:28,740
that train to Birmingham in one hour.

436
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,380
Shut up!

437
00:23:31,340 --> 00:23:35,080
You mean you're still going to
Birmingham? Yes. The two of you? Yes.

438
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,199
I've got to, don't you understand?

439
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:38,159
It's two minutes.

440
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:41,219
Now, look, please reason with me. I
can't do short, Anne. I've got to have a

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00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:42,720
typist there with me. I can't...

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oh

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